What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 22.06.2025 01:26
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
Why do almost all vertebrates have tails, but not apes and frogs?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Webb telescope took a direct image of two exoplanets. See it now. - Mashable
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
What is a real life example of the Streisand Effect?
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Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Catch Jupiter and Mercury side by side in the evening sky this week - Space
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Knicks get Jay Wright clarity in their head coach search - New York Post
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Outer Worlds 2 Is Xbox's First $80 Video Game - Kotaku
Next, they tried...
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
No way
Space photo of the week: Pink 'raindrops' on the sun captured in greatest detail ever - Live Science
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)